Conversations With Cal

Cal: I'm sending you an email.
Me: What's it say?
Cal: Oh nothing, it's just an email.

Bye Mum, see you on Jupiter!

Mum! You need jumping shoes like mine. I buy you some.

Dad! Did you know the sun comes up in the dark?

Sorry Mum, I too busy for you.

Cal: My eyes don't work so well. I need 'noculars. (binoculars)
Me: You mean glasses? Like mine?
Cal: No. 'Noculars.

Mum. Look at my face. You've made me so, so sad.

Oh My Thunder!